... okKatie ...

I was lurking on OKC and they had a quiz to “FIND OUT YOUR DATING STYLE” and we all KNOW that none of us can stay away from some narcissistic quiz to tell us how freaking awesome we all are and how every guy/girl is an eff’ing moron for not JUMPING ON THIS HOT PIECE. So, I indulge and take the quiz waiting to hear my results of that I am a demure, sexually repressed dork who has no idea how to date, THUS NEEDING OKCUPID. 

What do I get? THIS. And, I’m only showing you this because I love and trust you. Plus, you’re the Internet, nothing I say here will EVER COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. 

Dear, sweet, beloved, benevolent, semi-non-judgey Internet, I don’t look like that. Please tell your friends I don’t look like that. And I don’t drink Heineken, ever. Well… Since Kappa Delta Grab-a-date Fall 2000, where I drank a whole ginormous bottle of Arbor Mist (then denied it!) for pre-drink, then suggested 151 shots upon entering the bar, but it was that damn Heineken that TOTALLY put me over the edge. Anyway, don’t forget to recommend me for a date to your awesome, single guy friends, because apparently, I’m a GOD DAMN PEACH. 

At this point, you’ve now decided that I’m a fruit basket of cray and are wondering how you can take this totally not correct quiz, well, I’ll tell you, but only if you post your results… You don’t have to leave your name, unless you want, to, but it’s fun and you know you’re a vain mother-kisser who wants to know. 

So, moral of the story: don’t trust online quizzes, tell your single guy friends about me because apparently I’ll be a great divorcee :( but I’m great in the sack ;) , and take the quiz & share your results ! 

OkCupid Dating Persona Quiz